Demon Whisperer

Demon Whispering.
Or otherwise known as Retarded Jae telling people in a batman voice to do retarded things. See, I have this habit of disagreeing to absolutely EVERYTHING I nearly hear. Like, if someone said, don't do it!'. I would probably shout at them 'DO IT!' with absolutely no clue to what they're supposed to be doing. It's just one of my habits. And I don't really know how some people feel about that. Sometimes I feel like people are weirded out,and they judge me because I have this really deep batman voice that I basically use to annoy people. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand so I came to this blog to ask. What do you think when I start whispering the absolute opposite of what people are saying in your ear? Do you
a) Get annoyed?
b) Freak Out
or c) IDGAF (I Don't Give A Fudgisticals)

I honest to god want to know what people think. If it's annoying, I will stop it. Because, as much as I say I hate you all, in all honesty, all I want is to fit in somewhere. Settle down with my friends. Have a nice loooooooooooooooooooooong exteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeended chat. And just enjoy life.
I love my friends, and I'm sure most of them love me back (doubting the credibility of some) but yeah. So there you have it. Don't pay attention to me saying 'I hate you' and not giving you a hug. That's a good sign from me. It means your a close enough friend for me to get embarassed by hugging. Know I hate you when I say 'Fark Awf'. Because then it seriously means I don't want you ther. But yeah.
Friends 4eva :D (internet slang ftw~)

As a short farewell, why not poems

I do thinks me
By my own IQ
What I can see
is Lie

When all I see
is white wall
standing in front of
me

Me thinks me be smart
when all I be is insane.

What was that poem about you ask?
What was the song
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds about then?
(LSD)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Y'all be well now
-J
p.s Don't forget to actually tell me what you think. This is about as important to me because you're all my friends. And I don't like pissing off my friends. I look like I don't give a fuck, but I'm actually really worried.
P.ps Seriously
P.p.ps Tell meeee